Saturday, May 31, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
someone insisted, so I got no choice but to post this:
someone spent 10 to 30mins writting this complaint letter.
1. Research has shown that out of every ten minutes spent with her, 1 minute is spent on average waiting for her at Toa Payoh MRT Station. Another 5 minutes is spent waiting for her while she tries on strange clothes. Out of the remaining 4 minutes, 2 minutes are used trying to make her happy because she always acts like the victim when she is the bully, which only leaves 2 last minutes out of which 1 and 1/2 minutes are spent at making silly mispronunciation mistakes. Finally, this leaves the last 30 seconds, which she acts like a siao cha bor, oblivious to what's happening around her.
2. Creating new words for the Oxford Dictionary, including new foreign countries such as the mystical land of "Erupt", and the revolutionary piece of intimate wear named "Lingering". Comes in 10 different colours. Not forgetting the most famous word of all which has a 5 star hotel named after it - Ren-de-Vous. She also coined a new word for the world's most popular snack - Hot Bob®.
3. Won a Oscar Award for Best Supporting Actress (Comedy), and critics warmly applauded her performance as the well known "Sheng Jing Po", which includes speaking loudly in a squeaky voice in public places, and her wide repetoire of grostesque faces, better categorised as Versions 3.5b to 3.7c, etc.
4. She gained global recognition as a plus size model, known for glitter make up on her face, and also the amazing ability to squeeze her self claimed 'petite' frame in S size clothing, often resulting in well-disguised parts popping out, only visible upon close-up inspection by qualified FBIs. (Female Body Inspectors) She was recently photographed by paparazzi in a funky orange polka dotted bikini. Similar models flew off the shelves like hotcakes within the next three days, cementing her status as a fashion icon among chubby girls around the world.
5. Recently voted by her company to be the Best Employee of the Century. She cites coming to work everyday 15mins beforehand as one of the main criteria to her success. Colleagues around her are so motivated that they come to work at the same time with her, espcially people from Woodlands. She also claims to do so many cases a day that she has to use a new pen everyday due to the ink running out. Although she oftens bring breakfast for people, but a little known secret is that actually, she claims that the cakes are 2 days old, having been abandoned in the freezing depths of the fridge. However, carbon dating and radioactive tests on small specimens have unearthed an astonishing truth - traces of T-rex saliva were found, dating back to the Jurassic Period
someone spent 10 to 30mins writting this complaint letter.
1. Research has shown that out of every ten minutes spent with her, 1 minute is spent on average waiting for her at Toa Payoh MRT Station. Another 5 minutes is spent waiting for her while she tries on strange clothes. Out of the remaining 4 minutes, 2 minutes are used trying to make her happy because she always acts like the victim when she is the bully, which only leaves 2 last minutes out of which 1 and 1/2 minutes are spent at making silly mispronunciation mistakes. Finally, this leaves the last 30 seconds, which she acts like a siao cha bor, oblivious to what's happening around her.
2. Creating new words for the Oxford Dictionary, including new foreign countries such as the mystical land of "Erupt", and the revolutionary piece of intimate wear named "Lingering". Comes in 10 different colours. Not forgetting the most famous word of all which has a 5 star hotel named after it - Ren-de-Vous. She also coined a new word for the world's most popular snack - Hot Bob®.
3. Won a Oscar Award for Best Supporting Actress (Comedy), and critics warmly applauded her performance as the well known "Sheng Jing Po", which includes speaking loudly in a squeaky voice in public places, and her wide repetoire of grostesque faces, better categorised as Versions 3.5b to 3.7c, etc.
4. She gained global recognition as a plus size model, known for glitter make up on her face, and also the amazing ability to squeeze her self claimed 'petite' frame in S size clothing, often resulting in well-disguised parts popping out, only visible upon close-up inspection by qualified FBIs. (Female Body Inspectors) She was recently photographed by paparazzi in a funky orange polka dotted bikini. Similar models flew off the shelves like hotcakes within the next three days, cementing her status as a fashion icon among chubby girls around the world.
5. Recently voted by her company to be the Best Employee of the Century. She cites coming to work everyday 15mins beforehand as one of the main criteria to her success. Colleagues around her are so motivated that they come to work at the same time with her, espcially people from Woodlands. She also claims to do so many cases a day that she has to use a new pen everyday due to the ink running out. Although she oftens bring breakfast for people, but a little known secret is that actually, she claims that the cakes are 2 days old, having been abandoned in the freezing depths of the fridge. However, carbon dating and radioactive tests on small specimens have unearthed an astonishing truth - traces of T-rex saliva were found, dating back to the Jurassic Period
Sunday, May 25, 2008
all these peektures never failed to lighten up my days whenever I see it. =)
bombastic article circulated everyday with hilarious peektures that makes you realized 'life is indeed beautiful' which is apparently quoted by Jinghan the chanting monk's customer.
which make me came to realize that *hub is actually nurturing or trying to equip us with excellent photoshop + research skills.
to find 'well-equipped' photoshop staffs, please approach *hub. =)
bombastic article circulated everyday with hilarious peektures that makes you realized 'life is indeed beautiful' which is apparently quoted by Jinghan the chanting monk's customer.
which make me came to realize that *hub is actually nurturing or trying to equip us with excellent photoshop + research skills.
introducing my "skilled" colleagues
to find 'well-equipped' photoshop staffs, please approach *hub. =)
you are really v.nice. =)
Thursday, May 15, 2008
grab from shumin blog! =) -- no.1 blur gurl in Crm.
SARAH! my workplace!!!!!!! it's different from yuting!!!!! =D
*this is my fav. workplace seating but the leaders always isolate me!!*
MY Favourite! =)
- other than the $9/hr pay
- they are my 2nd joy in workplace.
but
need to work tmr. =(
lucky after work got KBOX!!!!
*praying jinghan stop chanting*
SARAH! my workplace!!!!!!! it's different from yuting!!!!! =D
*this is my fav. workplace seating but the leaders always isolate me!!*
MY Favourite! =)
- other than the $9/hr pay
- they are my 2nd joy in workplace.
but
need to work tmr. =(
lucky after work got KBOX!!!!
*praying jinghan stop chanting*
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